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3.17.24
the updated site is now live!!! still a WIP with a lot of unpolished shit, though.
3.17.24
revamping the entire website, i think it looks kinda cool so far. just now added this update box. :-)
8.18.24
i fucking forgot lol... maybe i'll work on this site again if i ever FEEL LIKE IT again!!!! (spoiler alert... i DONT)
what's the best way to surprise someone?